What are the chances?

Posted On February 12, 2009

Filed under Bear, self, The Spin Cycle

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So, today I found the Love Calculator.  And just for grins I thought Iwould put our names in.  This is what the Love calculator had to say about our relationship and its chances of survival.

49% The chance of a relationship working out between WickedStepMom and Bear is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You’ll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

We got a whopping 49% chance of survival.  Which is the divorce rate, so I figure we are about average.

What I find truly disturbing is the following celebrity pairings with Bear and I…

93% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between WickedStepMom and Chris Brown has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

63% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Bear and Britney Spears has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

47% The chance of a relationship working out between Bear and Anne Hathaway is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You’ll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

74% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between WickedStepMom and Chad Kroeger has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

93% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Bear and Jennifer Aniston has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Apparently, Dr. Love feels like I should be with an abusive rap artist and Bear should be with everyone’s favorite chick to dump.  Personally, I think Dr. Love needs his head examined by a certified professional.

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7 Responses to “What are the chances?”

  1. Sprite's Keeper

    The most creative Love Spin I’ve seen to date! I ran my name and John’s in it and here’s what happened:
    Jen and John: 47%
    Jennifer and John: 53%
    Then I added our middle names and came up with 93%!
    When I added our last names, it went down to 1%. Apparently, it thinks we’re related.
    You’re linked!

  2. Sammanthia

    I’m totally doing this.

  3. HeatherPride

    I think you should stick with each other. Jennifer Anniston is hard to please and Chris Brown needs anger management.*

    *This comment was randomly generated and should in no way be used to judge Jennifer Anniston or Chris Brown. For entertainment purposes only. HeatherPride accepts no responsibility for this comment. Please don’t sue her. (Hi, reps for Jen and Chris!)

  4. Beth

    Obviously, the person behind the curtain at the Love Calculator is a guy!

  5. Casey

    Wow, that’s nuts. And Britney Spears? Ha! My husband would want to be linked to Paris Hilton. That though makes me want to puke.

  6. Laufa

    I completely agree with HeatherPride. She wrote what I was thinking. My hubby and I got only 41% and we have been together for fourteen years. Great Spin!

  7. mybellafiglia

    What a cool link! Dr. Love may be a quack, but it’s fun, right?! Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤

    http://mybellafiglia.blogspot.com

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