Random Tuesday Thoughts: Gnome Eggs

Posted On December 29, 2009

Filed under Bear, life, rant, The Mother Hen

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Go see Keely, who has managed to write an entire RTT post without the mention of gnomes. Because she is creative and funny, unlike me. Don’t worry, I will still love you if you think she is funnier than I am.

* My parents got the Tribe a Wii and the Wii Fit.  The Wii fit has been used by Bear, The Mother Hen and I quite frequently lately.  My calves absolutely hate me for it.  This game has only reinforced what I already know about my self.  I have no rthyme and no balance.  Watching me try to work out to the Basic Step routine has provided hours of entertainment for everyone in our house. 

* A spider was hanging out in my shower the other morning.  Now, I am not normally an “EWW BUG!!” kind of girl.  But this spider really stared to bug me.  I can only assume it was because the spider was able to see me naked and I know that I am horribly out shape (see calve comment above…)   I felt like that spider was judging me.  I wanted to scream, “Hey pal, I know we can’t all be 3 ounces!”  That makes me a little crazy, doesn’t it…

* The Gnome that has taken up residence in my sinuses, has decided to lay eggs.  All of my sinuses are effected now, instead of just the right side.  I look like I have two black eyes.  It will be another month before I can see a sinus specialist, so you are stuck listening to me whine until then…  Hopefully, there will be no surgery involved.

* The day after Christmas, I was looking at our tree.  It is a white tree decorated with blue ornaments.  It has stars, stockings, icicles and various globes that came from a multipack.  We have had these for about three years.  But the day after Christmas, I noticed for the first time that the stars are all Stars of David.  Now, I am wondering if I should send my Stars to the Keeper Family for their tree.


6 Responses to “Random Tuesday Thoughts: Gnome Eggs”

  1. Christopher (AKA: CaJoh)

    So sorry to hear that a Gnome has decided to take residence in your nose. Perhaps that is why I don’t see as many Travelocity commercials lately.

    Thanks for your randomness,

  2. Jamie

    Hello, long time reader, first time commenter. I am worried about said egg-laying gnome. Have you tried chiropractic? My son’s (now 19 months) cronic ear infections were remedied my a combo of chiropractic and diet changes.

  3. Sprite's Keeper

    Haha! I’ve been looking for those stars!
    Every time we look at our budget and decide whether or not to buy a Wii (Fit or otherwise), we luckily can’t afford it. (The treadmill and stairclimber should not sit unused..) I think if we got the Wii, we’d be addictaed.

  4. angie

    and I thought my sinuses were bad I am so sorry for you

  5. Casey

    Ok, if you have a 3oz spider in your shower, it’s time to move. That’s HUGE.

    I broke out the Wii Fit for the first time in forever on Monday and my hips are sore from hula hooping.

  6. Maureen@IslandRoar

    Being fit is totally overrated.
    Btw, I’ve shared my sinus woes with you over the comments the last months. I’m now having surgery the end of January; I’ll let you know how THAT goes…
    Happy New Year!

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